Who Gets the Box in a Breakup?

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Girl meets Boy. At CrossFit. Girl likes Boy's hang snatch form. Boy likes that Girl is also into bacon.  Girl and Boy live in bliss, bragging to their friends about how many pull-ups their new special someone can knock out. 

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But what happens when Girl and Boy are no longer held together by their shared hatred of burpees?  What happens when the cathartic, athletic outlet for frustration and anger experienced during a breakup becomes nothing more than a mainline to the source of the frustration?

In the process of dividing shared assets (you take the blender/I'll take the Lord of the Rings boxed set), does someone have to give up the box and find him or herself a new CrossFit family? 

I have my own opinion, but I'm interested to hear what you all have to say about it.  Let us know what you think!